B: “What day’s Thanksgiving?”
Prof: “It’s Thursday, B.”
B: “Well, I didn’t know!”

No.

S: “What particular technique did you use to mix those particular colors?”
Me: “I just mixed the color with black until it all looked black.”
S: “Oh. So you painted your paper red and then painted over it in black?”

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S: “Other’n that and I’d say yer done!”