overheard at edison!

F is for Facebook

talialovesyou — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 14:14:09 +0000

Student: “Oh, looky here, I’m just gonna stalk my step-mom now! Oh, apparently she got a new tattoo.”

You’re Spanish for duh.

talialovesyou — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 15:20:36 +0000

Student: “Tortuga. You heard that one? That’s Spanish for turtle.”

talialovesyou — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 15:17:37 +0000

Student 1: “Facial hair? A beard?”

Student 2: “Yeah. I want to grow my facial hair. Then my jaw will be bigger.”

Student 1: “Do you like Band of Horses?”

I was unaware community college offered such courses.

talialovesyou — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 17:13:57 +0000

Student: “Ready to go to Satan Class?”

I wish I’d heard more of this conversation! ;)

talialovesyou — Thu, 06 May 2010 17:47:24 +0000

Student: “No, man, if I’m gonna do it, it’s gonna be illegal all the way. Like, I’m goin’ to jail for it.”

The royal pecking order

talialovesyou — Thu, 06 May 2010 17:45:17 +0000

Student: “You’re just a princess–I’m a queen. Well, [male student]‘s a queen too, but…”

defensive

talialovesyou — Thu, 06 May 2010 17:43:10 +0000

Student: “There’s nothing wrong with Disney princesses!!”

The personal-hygiene conversation lasted at least 45 minutes

talialovesyou — Thu, 06 May 2010 17:40:38 +0000

Student: “How often do you wash your hair, then?”
Instructor: “Every three days, usually.”
Student: “And your fiancé loves you?!”

I think, therefore I am.

talialovesyou — Thu, 06 May 2010 17:37:33 +0000

Student: “It’s not happening. Neither am I, but it’s okay.”

rolls eyes

talialovesyou — Thu, 06 May 2010 17:35:32 +0000

Viral message received by student, played at high volume: “YOU PHONE SLUT! Now you have phone crabs!….We’re having unprotected text!”
Said student: “…Well, I gotta forward THAT one along!”