F is for Facebook
Student: “Oh, looky here, I’m just gonna stalk my step-mom now! Oh, apparently she got a new tattoo.”
You’re Spanish for duh.
Student: “Tortuga. You heard that one? That’s Spanish for turtle.”
Student 1: “Facial hair? A beard?”
Student 2: “Yeah. I want to grow my facial hair. Then my jaw will be bigger.”
Student 1: “Do you like Band of Horses?”
I was unaware community college offered such courses.
Student: “Ready to go to Satan Class?”
I wish I’d heard more of this conversation! ;)
Student: “No, man, if I’m gonna do it, it’s gonna be illegal all the way. Like, I’m goin’ to jail for it.”
The royal pecking order
Student: “You’re just a princess–I’m a queen. Well, [male student]‘s a queen too, but…”
*defensive*
Student: “There’s nothing wrong with Disney princesses!!”
The personal-hygiene conversation lasted at least 45 minutes
Student: “How often do you wash your hair, then?”
Instructor: “Every three days, usually.”
Student: “And your fiancé loves you?!”
I think, therefore I am.
Student: “It’s not happening. Neither am I, but it’s okay.”
